{"id":60,"date":"2003-07-07T20:30:45","date_gmt":"2003-07-07T20:30:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/3500years.com\/zsallia\/?p=60"},"modified":"2003-07-07T20:30:45","modified_gmt":"2003-07-07T20:30:45","slug":"acidman-asked-25-questions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jaeddy.com\/3500years\/2003\/07\/07\/acidman-asked-25-questions\/","title":{"rendered":"Acidman Asked 25 Questions"},"content":{"rendered":"

Acidman<\/a> asked 25 questions<\/strong>. I heasitated, then chose to answer as best I could.<\/p>\n

1. Do you have a personal hero? If so, who is it?<\/strong><\/p>\n

My first real husband. He was a farmer and a father of five when we met and he devoted every moment of his life to making his little corner of the world a better place for his children. He married me to fill the void left by his late wife and never stopped showing me how much he appreciated me. In a very real way he set the tone for the vast majority of my following years.<\/p>\n

2. What is your favorite book of all time and what made it so fucking good?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Plato’s “The Last Days of Socrates”<\/em> , in particular Crito<\/em> where Socrates defines his respect for law even though it demands his life.<\/p>\n

3. What does “diversity” mean to you?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Freedom and respect. No more, no less.<\/p>\n

4. What is the wildest thing you’ve ever done?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Oh, my. I am not certain the provider’s TOS will let me be explicit. Does scratching my way out a shallow grave count?<\/p>\n

5. Do you regret doing it?<\/strong><\/p>\n

NEVER.<\/p>\n

6. Can you drive a stick shift?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Of course<\/p>\n

7. What’s the highest speed you ever traveled in a car?<\/strong><\/p>\n

135mph<\/p>\n

8. Were you driving, or riding at the time?<\/strong><\/p>\n

I was behind the wheel but I am not certain you could truly call it driving. It was more of a desperate struggle to stay on the road.<\/p>\n

9. Which is better: snakes or spiders?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Snakes- they make a better meal.<\/p>\n

10. What is the most disgusting thing you ever ate?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Oh, the possibilities. Raw human flesh, I suppose. It is not so bad when cooked.<\/p>\n

11. Have you ever shit your pants? Be HONEST!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Yes<\/p>\n

12. Was losing your virginity an enjoyable experience?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Immensely, if I was actually a vigin at the time. It was all so confusing.<\/p>\n

13. Should oral sex be outlawed or encouraged?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Encouraged. Silly question.<\/p>\n

14. Name one man with a fine ass.<\/strong><\/p>\n

In the modern pantheon? Ah-nuld, circa 1980<\/p>\n

15. Do you watch golf on television? If not, will you iron my shirts?<\/strong><\/p>\n

No and No.<\/p>\n

16. Who is Martha Burk?<\/strong><\/p>\n

A very earnest woman with a chip on her shoulder the size of Texas. She means well.<\/p>\n

17. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Physically? I wish I could have children. Personally? I would like to sharpen my wit and stop sounding so arrogant when I write.<\/p>\n

18. Do you eat raw oysters?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Yum.<\/p>\n

19. Are you claustrophobic?<\/strong><\/p>\n

No.<\/p>\n

20. If you rode a motorcycle, would you wear a helmet even if the law said you didn?t have to?<\/strong><\/p>\n

No. In my case it is somewhat pointless.<\/p>\n

21. Name five great Presidents.<\/strong>
\nWashington, Jefferson, Lincoln, Teddy R. and Nixon.<\/p>\n

22. Name three shitty Presidents.<\/strong>
\nGrant, Taft, and Nixon<\/p>\n

23. Now call me fanny and slap my ass. Just kidding.<\/strong><\/p>\n

That will cost you $1500 in advance.<\/p>\n

24. This is the 4th of July. Did you set off any fireworks?<\/strong><\/p>\n

No. I leave it to the professionals<\/p>\n

25. If you could have dinner and conversation with anyone in the history of the planet, who would you choose?<\/strong>
\nSulla. He dared to flirt with Empire and had his name damned for it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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